Don't Pass Audit Prg Uber liebe René's Caine Master Master

Total Failure at Taking Life Seriously Award

(Lifetime Achievement Award)

Yeah! What he said


The Interplanetary Award for being...

Luckily something I've always been good at...Being that is.

An easy award to achieve so therefore no great accolade

March 32nd 2017

Things can only get weirder



September 2nd 2016

The owner of this website is a Figbox of my Imageration and probably quite mad, but who can tell in such a crazy world.

The Peter Pan Award for Never Growing Up

Awarded for steadfast dedication to the cause of never taking stuff too seriuosly at least for no more than half a minute or 30 seconds whichever comes first.

But on a more serious note;

Don't pass audit prg. Uber Leibe Renayscane, Master, Master



Personal Achievement Award (Weed Category)

Award to myself for Self Gratification. So well done me for smoking an heroic amount of weed throughout my life.

Hip Hip Hooray

Legend in His Own Lunchtime Award

March 34th 2027

Finally his people came and carted him back off to the Rubber Room he escaped from

Want to send me £1,000,000