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This is a copy (from memory) with a few new editions of something I started painting about 1985/6. The idea was; over the years I would add a new Me as I looked at the time painting this same made up scene. Of course over the years I would age and look different, my childen called it The Masterpiece because it was always around with the occasional new bit. It's a bit involved and every part indicates something specific to me many of which can't be seen in this photograph. The original was a part of the kitchen when I lived in the woods it had a couple of holes where nails had been it is on plywood and had a bolt through it. The original no longer exists I am led to believe it was cut up and burned which although upsetting led to this more complete, less holey new version being made.

An old scibble

A little scribble for my neice

Fuck Cancer

Le selfestrié Bayeaux

Everyone rushing for their 10 seconds of fame before indulging in anonymity

Clocky Mclockface

Singapore from the Tom Waits song ongoing

Tree of life

My friend couldn't tell me which tree of life she wanted so I painted the Hebrew one under the finished painting. I never took a photo of the finished underpainting


Ga sneller Klompen

Faster than your average clogs the perfect footwear as worn by the Dutch SuperHero 'Van de Held'


Another scribble this one for my bro Paul 420 Kelly

Cannabia March

late 90s


PubCow 3 versions

The one on the right still exists but the one on the left went up in smoke so I'm told

The one down below is a new one called PubCow is the scapegoat

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